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Sep 17, 2014 / 61,876 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

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lilaxco:

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illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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Sep 17, 2014 / 476,008 notes

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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Sep 17, 2014 / 32,786 notes

eatcleaneatclean:

nigga-chan:

Tamagoyaki (Japanese Omelette) (x)

on a side note, this is hard as heck to make on cooking mama

M M M M M M M

Sep 17, 2014 / 370,179 notes

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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